It’s true. I’ve been buying these wonderful sheepskin slippers for well over 10 years; granted, they are horrid looking, but they keep your feet nice & toasty – especially for us lightweights in California. One time I even bought some for 3 of my friends – 2 had diabetes, as well as myself & the other (if I remember correctly) just got cold feet. They last a few years, but the soft sole seams had come undone, so there were gaping holes in the backs of them… it was time for a new pair.
Unfortunately, I’d forgotten where I bought the others from, we’ve moved & our email has been changed, so I don’t believe I have any record. The price was very close, so I ordered them. They’re crap! The bottom material isn’t the same quality sheepskin as the top, thus your feet won’t be as warm all around. (fuckers!) I ordered Mediums, which fit perfectly, these fit – length wise – but around the ankles? Uneven. Emailed the owner, he showed no previous order with my name (of course not, previous shop’s slippers weren’t verifiable shit!)
Oh, back to my pig. So, Dick is cleaning… something I don’t remember him doing before & the humongous lintballs weren’t bothering me, hell, they could be the size of VW’s…I’d just try to drive em! Yesterday morning I thought I saw something dark brown next to Trixi; she’s black, so no body part had fallen off (both good and bad). I picked it up and “Oh shit!” Can’t blame her 1 bit, she’s a pig afterall & it may have been food; obviously it wasn’t so she left the slipper alone…except for the icky stuff that comes from her nose (and wet stuff, of course from seeing if it’s edible). I find the other one under her belly, at least it was warm…but I was fucked! When I asked Dick, he said he saw them on the couch & put them on the floor…oh and apologized, but of course, didn’t offer to pay for em. Shitballs.
NOW how am I going to get this white gick off these “chocolate” (I shoulda stuck with original color dammit) slippers? They really are defective (and cheap, I might add), but I have a feeling if this Aussie sees this white stuff… well gawd only knows what he’ll think it is. bwahahahahahahaha Now I’m dying laughing & this lil laugh may be worth the damn $50 they cost me. (Mom, I know this is a B-I-G wish, but if you’re laughing…it’s totally worth it)
If I could just put these purdy (hell, a pig would think they’re pretty) lil slippers around her hooves, why we might have to start chasing away some male pigs. (are those boars?) Don’t tell, but I am gonna try & get this gunk off em & ship em back. Got nothin’ to lose & a helluva good laugh to gain.